I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.
goals for summer 2014
- lose 30 pounds
- go to the gym
- sleep earlier
- wake up earlier
- become hotter
- ruin at least three people
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
i want to live somewhere cute and quiet with lots of flowers and good wi-fi
kinda wish i would have made the mikasa frog my starter pokemon
my favorite thing to do is watch people not from arizona react to the words “jumping cactus”
WHAT IS THIS
oh yeah I can’t believe I didn’t tell you about those fuckers
when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
I STREETPASSED THIS PERSON
AND THIS WAS THEIR BASEMENT.
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS PERSON.
FUCK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.
it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not